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-The Project Gutenberg eBook of Mother Goose in Gridiron Rhyme, by
-Anonymous
-
-This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere in the United States and
-most other parts of the world at no cost and with almost no restrictions
-whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or re-use it under the terms
-of the Project Gutenberg License included with this eBook or online at
-www.gutenberg.org. If you are not located in the United States, you
-will have to check the laws of the country where you are located before
-using this eBook.
-
-Title: Mother Goose in Gridiron Rhyme
- a collection of alphabets, rhymes, tales and jingles : with 80
- illustrations
-
-Author: Anonymous
-
-Release Date: April 11, 2022 [eBook #67814]
-
-Language: English
-
-Produced by: Charlene Taylor and the Online Distributed Proofreading
- Team at https://www.pgdp.net (This file was produced from
- images generously made available by The Internet
- Archive/American Libraries.)
-
-*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MOTHER GOOSE IN GRIDIRON
-RHYME ***
-
-
-
-
-
-
- MOTHER GOOSE
- IN
- GRIDIRON RHYME
-
- A Collection of
- Alphabets, Rhymes, Tales and Jingles
- WITH 80 ILLUSTRATIONS
-
- [Illustration]
-
- DECEMBER DINNER OF
-
- The Gridiron Club
- WASHINGTON, D. C.
- DECEMBER 9, 1911
-
- [Illustration]
-
- The Gridiron Press
- W. F. ROBERTS COMPANY, MANAGER
-
- [Illustration]
-
-
-
-
-VICTIMS
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
- Aldrich, Nelson W., 7
- American Protective Tariff League, 51
- Bailey, Joseph W., 21, 50
- Baldwin, Simeon E., 55
- Borah, William E., 33
- Bourne, Jonathan, 8, 72
- Brown, Norris, 72
- Bryan, William J., 55
- Butt, Maj. Archibald, 71
- Cannon, Joseph G., 9, 51, 53
- Clapp, Moses E., 71
- Clark, Champ., 9, 31, 55
- Clark, Clarence D., 70
- Congress, Members of, 32, 74
- Congress, “Ex” Members of, 30
- Consumed, Mrs. Ultimately, 39
- Crane, W. Murray, 52
- Crawford, Coe I., 71
- Cummins, Albert B., 62
- Davis, Jeff, 10
- Dixon, Joseph M., 70
- Fisher, Walter L., 12, 73
- Folk, Joseph W., 55
- Foss, Eugene N., 55
- Gardner, Augustus P., 13
- Garfield, James R., 6
- Gaynor, William J., 55
- Guggenheim, Simon, 47
- Harmon, Judson, 31, 55
- Heyburn, Weldon B., 33, 73
- High Cost of Living, 39
- Hill, Ebenezer J., 11
- Hilles, Charles D., 14, 34
- Hines, Edward, 38
- Hitchcock, Frank H., 14, 61
- Houser, Walter L., 72
- Knox, Philander C., 17
- La Follette, Robert M., 6, 18, 31, 62, 71
- Lehmann, Frederic W., 49
- Lloyd, James T., 50
- Lodge, Henry Cabot, 13, 52
- Lorimer, William, 38
- MacVeagh, Franklin, 19
- Mann, James R., 16
- Marshall, Thomas B., 55
- Meyer, George von L., 19
- Nagel, Charles, 20
- Norris, George W., 72
- Owen, Robert L., 21
- Payne, Sereno E., 26
- Penrose, Boies, 67, 70
- Pinchot, Gifford, 6, 22, 48
- Reciprocity, Canadian, 35
- Roosevelt, Theodore, 6, 37
- Root, Elihu, 24
- Sherman, James S., 25, 60, 66, 69
- Smoot, Reed, 70
- Stephenson, Isaac, 15, 38
- Stimson, Henry L., 25, 60
- Taft, William H., 8, 12, 18, 25, 26, 29, 31, 34, 51, 62
- Tariff, 7, 27, 35, 39, 51, 63
- Tariff Board, 51
- Taylor, Robert L., 36
- Tilson, John Q., 23
- Underwood, Oscar W., 27, 55
- Vreeland, Edward B., 28
- Warren, Francis E., 70
- White House, The, 5
- Wickersham, George W., 29, 54
- Wiley, Harvey W., 29
- Wilson, James, 29
- Wilson, Woodrow, 31, 55
-
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
- This is the house that Jack
- (ought to have) Built.]
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
- Beat ’em up, beat ’em up, progressive man,
- So we will, Bobby, as fast as we can;
- We’ll beat ’em and kick ’em and mark ’em N. G.,
- Yours truly, T. R., Jimmie G. and Giff P.]
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
- A Is for Aldrich, of fame and renown,
- Whose tariff bill still is the talk of the town.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- B Is for Bourne, of third term repute,
- Now with the Taft boom engaged in dispute.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- C Is for Cannon, or Clark, as you please,
- Czars before whom all fall on their knees.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- D Is for Davis, of Ozark, b’gum,
- Who has just been “bridled” and now stays t’hum.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- E Is for Ebenezer, with billiard ball head,
- If t’were not white t’would probably be red.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- F Is for Fisher, President Taft’s “hope;”
- Giff is now handing out only soft soap.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- G Is for Gardner, his daddy’s named Lodge;
- Mention it to Gus, and Gussie will dodge.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- H Is for Hitchcock, or Hilles, both good
- To run a campaign, if either one would.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- I Is for Isaac, a Biblical name;
- “Ask and ye shall receive”—He knows that game.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- J Is for Jimmie, guess it, if you can;
- You will find he is somewhat of a Mann.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- K Is for Knox, not knocking, you know,
- Whose dollar diplomacy is now all the go.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- L Is for La Follette, a whirlwind for talk,
- Whose Presidential boom Taft hopes to balk.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- M Is for MacVeagh or Meyer, men of means;
- One represents pork and the other baked beans.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- N Is for Nagel, from St. Louis town,
- A Cabineteer who aspires to a gown.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- O Is for Owen, Sir Robert, the bold,
- Whose “Isms” made Bailey’s extremities cold.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- P Is for Pinchot, a chip off the block;
- He’s equally good at the boost or the knock.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- Q Is for Quillen, alias John Tilson.
- Pabst? Schlitz? Anheuser? We have it! Pilsen.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- R Is for Root, not the root of all evil,
- To whom the term uplift does not mean upheaval.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- S Is for Sherman, or Stimson. Help! Help!
- Which one will Taft take unto himself?]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- T Is for Taft, or Tariff so high
- “Which must be revised” (in the sweet bye and bye).]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- U Is for Underwood, of stately mien. Oh!
- His tariff speeches give a pain to Sereno.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- V Is from Vreeland. Standpatter? You bet!
- On tariff and bobtails he’s standing still yet.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- W Is for Wickersham, Wiley and Wilson,
- An adulteration Taft can’t keep still, son.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- “X” Is for those who from public life sever;
- They come and go, We go on forever.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- Y Is for “Yes,” the blushing maid’s answer;
- Candidates always say “Yes” if they can, sir.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- Z Is for Zoo, a part of the show;
- The big show now here is Congress, you know.]
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
- As Bill Heyburn and Bill Borah
- Were walking out one Sunday,
- Says Bill Heyburn to Bill Borah,
- “Tomorrow will be Monday.”]
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
- Little Charlie Hilles, first aide to Will, is
- Eating some White House pie;
- If he puts in his thumb and pulls out this plum,
- There is nobody here who will cry.]
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
- 1. This little pig went to the market.
- 2. This little pig stayed at home.
- 3. This little pig had roast beef.
- 4. This little pig got none.
- 5. This little pig cried wee, wee, all the way home.]
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
- “Robert, come give me your fiddle,
- If ever you mean to thrive.”
- “Nay, I’ll not give my fiddle
- To any man alive.
-
- If I should give my fiddle,
- They’ll think that I’ve gone mad,
- For many a joyful day
- My fiddle and I have had.”]
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
- There was a busy man who lived on a hill,
- He lives there yet, but not always still.
- On Tennessee Iron he says he was “wise,”
- And he’s the ONE man who never tells lies.]
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
- Billy Lorimer picked a peck
- Of Hines’ splinters;
- A peck of Hines’ splinters
- Billy Lorimer picked.
- If Billy Lorimer picked a peck
- Of Hines’ splinters,
- Where’s the peck of Hines’ splinters
- Uncle Isaac picked?]
-
-
-[Illustration: OLD MOTHER HUBBARD
-
-(Or the Horrible Tale of Mrs. Ultimately Consumed)
-
- Old Mother Hubbard
- Went to the cupboard
- To get her poor children a bone;
- But when she came there
- The cupboard was bare,
- It was plain the shelves held none.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- She went to the baker’s
- To buy them some bread,
- But wheat had gone up,
- Reciprocity was dead.
-
- She went to the joiner’s
- A coffin to buy,
- But she found that cremation
- Was not half so high.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- She took a clean dish
- To buy them some trout,
- But the price was so “fishy”
- She came away without.
-
- She went to the ale-house
- To buy them some beer,
- But the cost of the drink
- Took away all the cheer.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- She went to the tavern
- For white wine and red,
- But when she had priced it,
- She took water, instead.
-
- She went to the hatter’s
- To buy them a hat,
- But the things that were swell
- Made her pocket-book flat.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- She went to the barber’s
- With wigs to display,
- She found nothing there
- But a high price “toupee.”
-
- She went to the fruiterer’s
- To buy them some fruit,
- But the figures had taken
- The aerial route.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- She went to the tailor’s
- To buy them a coat,
- The tailor convinced her
- That she was the “goat.”
-
- She went to the cobbler’s
- To buy them some shoes,
- It was plain she must give
- To the tariff its dues.
-
- She went to the sempstress
- To buy them some linen,
- The cost plainly showed her
- She was in for a skinnin’.
-
- She went to the hosier’s
- To buy them some hose,
- He took what was left,
- Increasing her woes.
-
- The Dame made a curtsey,
- The Trusts made a bow;
- The Dame said, “Your servant.”
- The Trusts said “Kow-tow.”]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- Then Old Mother Hubbard
- Went back to the cupboard
- Where she had sought for a bone;
- And she said, “I declare,
- It will have to stay bare,”
- So the poor little children got none.]
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
- Little Simon met a Sly Man
- Going to Alaska;
- Says Little Simon to the Sly Man,
- “What is there, I ask you?”
-
- Says the Sly Man to Little Simon,
- “There’s copper there in plenty.”
- Says Little Simon to the Sly Man,
- “Of coppers I have many.”
-
- Little Simon had six brothers
- Who saw what there was in it;
- They sent the Sly Man to Alaska—
- Little Simon to the Senate.]
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
- Little G. P.
- Went to sea,
- In an open boat;
- The little boat bended—
- My story’s ended.]
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
- There was a fat man from St. Lou-ay,
- Sat trust-busting one sunshiny day;
- For the press he had naught,
- Though steel was his thought,
- Which vex’d the fat man from St. Lou-ay.]
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
- A dillar, a dollar
- A 12 o’clock scholar,
- We like the Senate’s gall;
- It’s coming now at 2 o’clock—
- Why does it come at all?]
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
- Jimmie Lloyd, a Congressman,
- Came back to Washington
- On Democratic victory feeling vain;
- He stepped in a patronage muddle,
- Like a Missouri toll-road puddle,
- And he swears he’ll ne’er do that again.]
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
- Baa, baa, black sheep, have you any pull?
- The Tariff Board is after the rates on Wool:
- Yes, we have stand-patters and the A. P. T. L.,
- While presidential vetoes are doing very well.]
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
- Cabot and Murray each separately delve
- On their own little jobs ’till the clock strikes 12;
- Then up starts Cabot and looks far away,
- “Oh, brother Murray, we are both from Back Bay!”
- “Yes,” says Murray, choking, by stealth,
- “Until Adjournment—then each for himself.”]
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
- Old King Joe was a merry old soul,
- And a merry old soul was he;
- He called for his smoke,
- And his highball, too,
- And he called for his cronies three.
- And every crony had a very good hand,
- And a very fine hand had he;
- “Tweedle dee, tweedle dee,” said Old King Joe,
- “Oh, there’s none so rare as can compare
- With a stand-pat hand. Give me three.”]
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
- There was a man from New York Town,
- And he was wondrous wise;
- He raked in sheckles by the pound
- From trusts, and closed his eyes.
-
- But he came down to Washington
- And with all his might and main,
- He jumped into so many trusts,
- He gave them all a pain.]
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
- Ten little candidates in presidential line—
- One got bashful, and then there were nine.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- Nine little candidates tried to frame a slate—
- One backed out, and then there were eight.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- Eight little candidates for political heaven—
- One hit a primary, and then there were seven.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- Seven little candidates went to fixing sticks—
- One got hurt, and then there were six.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- Six little candidates monkeyed with a hive—
- One got stung, and then there were five.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- Five little candidates tried to take the floor—
- One got stepped on, and then there were four.]
-
-[Illustration:
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- Four little candidates tried to climb a tree—
- One fell out, and then there were three.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- Three little candidates out in a canoe—
- One fell overboard, and then there were two.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- Two little candidates fooling with a gun—
- One got shot, and then there was one.]
-
-[Illustration:
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- One little candidate standing all alone—
- He got left, and the dark horse won.]
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
- Jim and Henry went up the hill
- To fetch a pail of votes, sir;
- Jim fell down and broke his crown,
- And Henry was in the same boat, sir.
-
- Up both got and home did trot,
- With sundry funny capers;
- Bill Barnes had the job to plaster their knobs,
- And keep it out of the papers.]
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
- Frankie Hitchcock went to sea,
- Heeding not my tearful plea;
- He’ll come back and marry me,
- Pretty Frankie Hitchcock.
-
- Frankie Hitchcock’s lean and fair,
- Combing down his yellow hair;
- Now he’s gone up in the air;
- Pretty Frankie Hitchcock.]
-
-
-[Illustration:
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- Albert C. and Robert L.
- Resolved to have a battle,
- For Albert C. said Robert L.
- Had spoiled his nice new rattle.
- Just then came by a monstrous man,
- As big as a tar-barrel,
- Which frightened both the heroes so,
- They quite forgot their quarrel.]
-
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-[Illustration: THE TARIFF’S LITTLE LAMB.
-
-(A Melodrama in Eight Stanzas.)
-
- The tariff had a little lamb,
- Its fleece was snowy white,
- It followed him around all day,
- And slept by him at night.]
-
-[Illustration:
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- Once this little lamb was small,
- But now it is not so,
- For the tariff fed his little pet
- Until it had to grow.]
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-[Illustration:
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- To Congress it was brought one day;
- They tried to put it out,
- But they found the lamb was now a ram,
- Which had grown very stout.]
-
-[Illustration:
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- The President was a little man;
- His face was bright, but red;
- And he had little hair upon
- His bald and shiny head.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- And when he could not catch the lamb,
- He called upon the “regulars,”
- While “insurgents” chased it ’round the room,
- And made a dreadful noise.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- And still it ran about the room,
- And did not seem to tire,
- Until the Democrats jumped in,
- And set the place on fire.]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- The bells then rang, the firemen came,
- But could not quench the fire;
- The poor lamb fled and hastened to
- The White House to expire.]
-
-[Illustration:
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- When the tariff missed his little lamb,
- He raised a dreadful wail;
- Just then Mister Taft pulled it out,
- And saved it by the tail.]
-
-
-[Illustration:
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- Ride a cock-horse to Manassas, of course,
- To see the great major when not on a horse;
- With braid on his shoulders and mud on his toes—
- These were only a few of his woes.]
-
-
-[Illustration:
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- Moses Clapp killed a calf,
- Coe I. Crawford got the half;
- Bob La Follette got the head—
- Ring the bell, the calf is dead!]
-
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-[Illustration:
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- Jack Bourne passed the hat,
- And found the income lean;
- Walt Houser had been before, you see,
- And licked the platter clean.]
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-[Illustration:
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- We’ll sing you a chorus,
- About George W. Norris,
- And now my story’s begun.
- We’ll sing you another
- About Norris Brown (not his Brother),
- And now my story’s done.]
-
-
-[Illustration:
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- Walter be nimble,
- Walter be quick,
- And settle Alaska
- With a big stick.]
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
- Bye, Billy, bunting,
- Daddy’s gone a-hunting,
- To get a little thicker skin,
- To wrap his Billy bunting in.]
-
-
-[Illustration: TO CONGRESS
-
- Men of words and not of deeds
- Are not just what this Congress needs;
- Although ’t has been a most popular place
- To talk one’s self black in the face.]
-
-
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-COMMITTEE ON MENU AND SOUVENIR
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-[Illustration]
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- DAVID S. BARRY
- C. K. BERRYMAN
- FRANK G. CARPENTER
- H. CONQUEST CLARKE
- J. HARRY CUNNINGHAM
- P. V. DEGRAW
- JAMES P. HORNADAY
- F. A. RICHARDSON
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- <p style='display:block; margin-top:1em; margin-bottom:0; margin-left:2em; text-indent:-2em; text-align:left'>Produced by: Charlene Taylor and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at https://www.pgdp.net (This file was produced from images generously made available by The Internet Archive/American Libraries.)</p>
-<div style='margin-top:2em; margin-bottom:4em'>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MOTHER GOOSE IN GRIDIRON RHYME ***</div>
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-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_1"></a>[1]</span></p>
-
-<h1>MOTHER GOOSE<br />
-<span class="smaller">IN</span><br />
-GRIDIRON RHYME</h1>
-
-<p class="center larger">A Collection of<br />
-Alphabets, Rhymes, Tales and Jingles<br />
-<span class="smaller">WITH 80 ILLUSTRATIONS</span></p>
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-<div class="figcenter titlepage" style="width: 300px;">
-<img src="images/titlepage.jpg" width="300" height="350" alt="" />
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-<p class="titlepage">DECEMBER DINNER OF<br />
-<span class="larger gothic">The Gridiron Club</span><br />
-WASHINGTON, D. C.<br />
-DECEMBER 9, 1911</p>
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-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_2"></a>[2]</span></p>
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-<div class="figcenter titlepage" style="width: 50px;">
-<img src="images/gridiron1.jpg" width="50" height="80" alt="" />
-</div>
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-<p class="center"><span class="gothic">The Gridiron Press</span><br />
-<span class="smcap smaller">W. F. ROBERTS COMPANY, Manager</span></p>
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-<img src="images/roberts.jpg" width="40" height="40" alt="" />
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-<div class="chapter">
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-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_3"></a>[3]</span></p>
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-<h2 class="nobreak"><span class="u">VICTIMS</span></h2>
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-<ul>
-<li>Aldrich, Nelson W., <a href="#Page_7">7</a></li>
-<li>American Protective Tariff League, <a href="#Page_51">51</a></li>
-<li>Bailey, Joseph W., <a href="#Page_21">21</a>, <a href="#Page_50">50</a></li>
-<li>Baldwin, Simeon E., <a href="#Page_55">55</a></li>
-<li>Borah, William E., <a href="#Page_33">33</a></li>
-<li>Bourne, Jonathan, <a href="#Page_8">8</a>, <a href="#Page_72">72</a></li>
-<li>Brown, Norris, <a href="#Page_72">72</a></li>
-<li>Bryan, William J., <a href="#Page_55">55</a></li>
-<li>Butt, Maj. Archibald, <a href="#Page_71">71</a></li>
-<li>Cannon, Joseph G., <a href="#Page_9">9</a>, <a href="#Page_51">51</a>, <a href="#Page_53">53</a></li>
-<li>Clapp, Moses E., <a href="#Page_71">71</a></li>
-<li>Clark, Champ., <a href="#Page_9">9</a>, <a href="#Page_31">31</a>, <a href="#Page_55">55</a></li>
-<li>Clark, Clarence D., <a href="#Page_70">70</a></li>
-<li>Congress, Members of, <a href="#Page_32">32</a>, <a href="#Page_74">74</a></li>
-<li>Congress, “Ex” Members of, <a href="#Page_30">30</a></li>
-<li>Consumed, Mrs. Ultimately, <a href="#Page_39">39</a></li>
-<li>Crane, W. Murray, <a href="#Page_52">52</a></li>
-<li>Crawford, Coe I., <a href="#Page_71">71</a></li>
-<li>Cummins, Albert B., <a href="#Page_62">62</a></li>
-<li>Davis, Jeff, <a href="#Page_10">10</a></li>
-<li>Dixon, Joseph M., <a href="#Page_70">70</a></li>
-<li>Fisher, Walter L., <a href="#Page_12">12</a>, <a href="#Page_73">73</a></li>
-<li>Folk, Joseph W., <a href="#Page_55">55</a></li>
-<li>Foss, Eugene N., <a href="#Page_55">55</a></li>
-<li>Gardner, Augustus P., <a href="#Page_13">13</a></li>
-<li>Garfield, James R., <a href="#Page_6">6</a></li>
-<li>Gaynor, William J., <a href="#Page_55">55</a></li>
-<li>Guggenheim, Simon, <a href="#Page_47">47</a></li>
-<li>Harmon, Judson, <a href="#Page_31">31</a>, <a href="#Page_55">55</a></li>
-<li>Heyburn, Weldon B., <a href="#Page_33">33</a>, <a href="#Page_73">73</a></li>
-<li>High Cost of Living, <a href="#Page_39">39</a></li>
-<li>Hill, Ebenezer J., <a href="#Page_11">11</a></li>
-<li>Hilles, Charles D., <a href="#Page_14">14</a>, <a href="#Page_34">34</a></li>
-<li>Hines, Edward, <a href="#Page_38">38</a></li>
-<li>Hitchcock, Frank H., <a href="#Page_14">14</a>, <a href="#Page_61">61</a></li>
-<li>Houser, Walter L., <a href="#Page_72">72</a></li>
-<li>Knox, Philander C., <a href="#Page_17">17</a></li>
-<li>La Follette, Robert M., <a href="#Page_6">6</a>, <a href="#Page_18">18</a>, <a href="#Page_31">31</a>, <a href="#Page_62">62</a>, <a href="#Page_71">71</a></li>
-<li>Lehmann, Frederic W., <a href="#Page_49">49</a></li>
-<li>Lloyd, James T., <a href="#Page_50">50</a></li>
-<li>Lodge, Henry Cabot, <a href="#Page_13">13</a>, <a href="#Page_52">52</a></li>
-<li>Lorimer, William, <a href="#Page_38">38</a></li>
-<li>MacVeagh, Franklin, <a href="#Page_19">19</a></li>
-<li>Mann, James R., <a href="#Page_16">16</a></li>
-<li>Marshall, Thomas B., <a href="#Page_55">55</a></li>
-<li>Meyer, George von L., <a href="#Page_19">19</a></li>
-<li>Nagel, Charles, <a href="#Page_20">20</a></li>
-<li>Norris, George W., <a href="#Page_72">72</a></li>
-<li>Owen, Robert L., <a href="#Page_21">21</a></li>
-<li>Payne, Sereno E., <a href="#Page_26">26</a></li>
-<li>Penrose, Boies, <a href="#Page_67">67</a>, <a href="#Page_70">70</a></li>
-<li>Pinchot, Gifford, <a href="#Page_6">6</a>, <a href="#Page_22">22</a>, <a href="#Page_48">48</a></li>
-<li>Reciprocity, Canadian, <a href="#Page_35">35</a></li>
-<li>Roosevelt, Theodore, <a href="#Page_6">6</a>, <a href="#Page_37">37</a></li>
-<li>Root, Elihu, <a href="#Page_24">24</a></li>
-<li>Sherman, James S., <a href="#Page_25">25</a>, <a href="#Page_60">60</a>, <a href="#Page_66">66</a>, <a href="#Page_69">69</a></li>
-<li>Smoot, Reed, <a href="#Page_70">70</a></li>
-<li>Stephenson, Isaac, <a href="#Page_15">15</a>, <a href="#Page_38">38</a></li>
-<li>Stimson, Henry L., <a href="#Page_25">25</a>, <a href="#Page_60">60</a></li>
-<li>Taft, William H., <a href="#Page_8">8</a>, <a href="#Page_12">12</a>, <a href="#Page_18">18</a>, <a href="#Page_25">25</a>, <a href="#Page_26">26</a>, <a href="#Page_29">29</a>, <a href="#Page_31">31</a>, <a href="#Page_34">34</a>, <a href="#Page_51">51</a>, <a href="#Page_62">62</a></li>
-<li>Tariff, <a href="#Page_7">7</a>, <a href="#Page_27">27</a>, <a href="#Page_35">35</a>, <a href="#Page_39">39</a>, <a href="#Page_51">51</a>, <a href="#Page_63">63</a></li>
-<li>Tariff Board, <a href="#Page_51">51</a></li>
-<li>Taylor, Robert L., <a href="#Page_36">36</a></li>
-<li>Tilson, John Q., <a href="#Page_23">23</a></li>
-<li>Underwood, Oscar W., <a href="#Page_27">27</a>, <a href="#Page_55">55</a></li>
-<li>Vreeland, Edward B., <a href="#Page_28">28</a></li>
-<li>Warren, Francis E., <a href="#Page_70">70</a></li>
-<li>White House, The, <a href="#Page_5">5</a></li>
-<li>Wickersham, George W., <a href="#Page_29">29</a>, <a href="#Page_54">54</a></li>
-<li>Wiley, Harvey W., <a href="#Page_29">29</a></li>
-<li>Wilson, James, <a href="#Page_29">29</a></li>
-<li>Wilson, Woodrow, <a href="#Page_31">31</a>, <a href="#Page_55">55</a></li>
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-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_4"></a>[4]</span></p>
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- <div class="verse indent0">This is the house that Jack</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">(ought to have) Built.</div>
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- <div class="verse indent0">Beat ’em up, beat ’em up, progressive man,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">So we will, Bobby, as fast as we can;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">We’ll beat ’em and kick ’em and mark ’em N. G.,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Yours truly, T. R., Jimmie G. and Giff P.</div>
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- <div class="verse dropcap">A Is for Aldrich, of fame and renown,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Whose tariff bill still is the talk of the town.</div>
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- <div class="verse dropcap">B Is for Bourne, of third term repute,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Now with the Taft boom engaged in dispute.</div>
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- <div class="verse dropcap">C Is for Cannon, or Clark, as you please,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Czars before whom all fall on their knees.</div>
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- <div class="verse dropcap">D Is for Davis, of Ozark, b’gum,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Who has just been “bridled” and now stays t’hum.</div>
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- <div class="verse dropcap">E Is for Ebenezer, with billiard ball head,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">If t’were not white t’would probably be red.</div>
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- <div class="verse dropcap">F Is for Fisher, President Taft’s “hope;”</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Giff is now handing out only soft soap.</div>
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- <div class="verse dropcap">G Is for Gardner, his daddy’s named Lodge;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Mention it to Gus, and Gussie will dodge.</div>
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- <div class="verse dropcap">H Is for Hitchcock, or Hilles, both good</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">To run a campaign, if either one would.</div>
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- <div class="verse dropcap">I Is for Isaac, a Biblical name;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">“Ask and ye shall receive”—He knows that game.</div>
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- <div class="verse dropcap">J Is for Jimmie, guess it, if you can;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">You will find he is somewhat of a Mann.</div>
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- <div class="verse dropcap">K Is for Knox, not knocking, you know,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Whose dollar diplomacy is now all the go.</div>
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- <div class="verse dropcap">L Is for La Follette, a whirlwind for talk,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Whose Presidential boom Taft hopes to balk.</div>
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- <div class="verse dropcap">M Is for MacVeagh or Meyer, men of means;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">One represents pork and the other baked beans.</div>
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- <div class="verse dropcap">N Is for Nagel, from St. Louis town,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">A Cabineteer who aspires to a gown.</div>
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- <div class="verse dropcap">O Is for Owen, Sir Robert, the bold,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Whose “Isms” made Bailey’s extremities cold.</div>
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- <div class="verse dropcap">P Is for Pinchot, a chip off the block;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">He’s equally good at the boost or the knock.</div>
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- <div class="verse dropcap">Q Is for Quillen, alias John Tilson.</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Pabst? Schlitz? Anheuser? We have it! Pilsen.</div>
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- <div class="verse dropcap">R Is for Root, not the root of all evil,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">To whom the term uplift does not mean upheaval.</div>
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- <div class="verse dropcap">S Is for Sherman, or Stimson. Help! Help!</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Which one will Taft take unto himself?</div>
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- <div class="verse dropcap">T Is for Taft, or Tariff so high</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">“Which must be revised” (in the sweet bye and bye).</div>
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- <div class="verse indent0">His tariff speeches give a pain to Sereno.</div>
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- <div class="verse dropcap">V Is from Vreeland. Standpatter? You bet!</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">On tariff and bobtails he’s standing still yet.</div>
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- <div class="verse dropcap">Y Is for “Yes,” the blushing maid’s answer;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Candidates always say “Yes” if they can, sir.</div>
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- <div class="verse indent0">The big show now here is Congress, you know.</div>
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- <div class="verse indent0">As Bill Heyburn and Bill Borah</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Were walking out one Sunday,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Says Bill Heyburn to Bill Borah,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">“Tomorrow will be Monday.”</div>
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- <div class="verse indent0">Little Charlie Hilles, first aide to Will, is</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Eating some White House pie;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">If he puts in his thumb and pulls out this plum,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">There is nobody here who will cry.</div>
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- <div class="verse indent0">1. This little pig went to the market.</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">2. This little pig stayed at home.</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">3. This little pig had roast beef.</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">4. This little pig got none.</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">5. This little pig cried wee, wee, all the way home.</div>
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- <div class="verse indent0">“Robert, come give me your fiddle,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">If ever you mean to thrive.”</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">“Nay, I’ll not give my fiddle</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">To any man alive.</div>
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- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">If I should give my fiddle,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">They’ll think that I’ve gone mad,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">For many a joyful day</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">My fiddle and I have had.”</div>
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- <div class="verse indent0">There was a busy man who lived on a hill,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">He lives there yet, but not always still.</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">On Tennessee Iron he says he was “wise,”</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">And he’s the ONE man who never tells lies.</div>
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- <div class="verse indent0">Billy Lorimer picked a peck</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Of Hines’ splinters;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">A peck of Hines’ splinters</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Billy Lorimer picked.</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">If Billy Lorimer picked a peck</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Of Hines’ splinters,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Where’s the peck of Hines’ splinters</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Uncle Isaac picked?</div>
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- <div class="verse indent0">Went to the cupboard</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">To get her poor children a bone;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">But when she came there</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">The cupboard was bare,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">It was plain the shelves held none.</div>
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- <div class="verse indent0">She went to the baker’s</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">To buy them some bread,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">But wheat had gone up,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Reciprocity was dead.</div>
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- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">She went to the joiner’s</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">A coffin to buy,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">But she found that cremation</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Was not half so high.</div>
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- <div class="verse indent0">She took a clean dish</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">To buy them some trout,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">But the price was so “fishy”</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">She came away without.</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">She went to the ale-house</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">To buy them some beer,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">But the cost of the drink</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Took away all the cheer.</div>
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- <div class="verse indent0">She went to the tavern</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">For white wine and red,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">But when she had priced it,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">She took water, instead.</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">She went to the hatter’s</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">To buy them a hat,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">But the things that were swell</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Made her pocket-book flat.</div>
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- <div class="verse indent0">She went to the barber’s</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">With wigs to display,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">She found nothing there</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">But a high price “toupee.”</div>
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- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">She went to the fruiterer’s</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">To buy them some fruit,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">But the figures had taken</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">The aerial route.</div>
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- <div class="verse indent0">She went to the tailor’s</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">To buy them a coat,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">The tailor convinced her</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">That she was the “goat.”</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">She went to the cobbler’s</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">To buy them some shoes,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">It was plain she must give</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">To the tariff its dues.</div><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_45"></a>[45]</span>
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- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">She went to the sempstress</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">To buy them some linen,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">The cost plainly showed her</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">She was in for a skinnin’.</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">She went to the hosier’s</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">To buy them some hose,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">He took what was left,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Increasing her woes.</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">The Dame made a curtsey,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">The Trusts made a bow;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">The Dame said, “Your servant.”</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">The Trusts said “Kow-tow.”</div>
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- <div class="verse indent0">Then Old Mother Hubbard</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Went back to the cupboard</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Where she had sought for a bone;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">And she said, “I declare,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">It will have to stay bare,”</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">So the poor little children got none.</div>
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- <div class="verse indent0">Little Simon met a Sly Man</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Going to Alaska;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Says Little Simon to the Sly Man,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">“What is there, I ask you?”</div><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_48"></a>[48]</span>
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- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">Says the Sly Man to Little Simon,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">“There’s copper there in plenty.”</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Says Little Simon to the Sly Man,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">“Of coppers I have many.”</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">Little Simon had six brothers</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Who saw what there was in it;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">They sent the Sly Man to Alaska—</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Little Simon to the Senate.</div>
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- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">Little G. P.</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Went to sea,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">In an open boat;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">The little boat bended—</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">My story’s ended.</div>
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- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">There was a fat man from St. Lou-ay,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Sat trust-busting one sunshiny day;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">For the press he had naught,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Though steel was his thought,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Which vex’d the fat man from St. Lou-ay.</div>
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- <div class="verse indent0">A dillar, a dollar</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">A 12 o’clock scholar,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">We like the Senate’s gall;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">It’s coming now at 2 o’clock—</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Why does it come at all?</div>
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- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">Jimmie Lloyd, a Congressman,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Came back to Washington</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">On Democratic victory feeling vain;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">He stepped in a patronage muddle,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Like a Missouri toll-road puddle,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">And he swears he’ll ne’er do that again.</div>
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- <div class="verse indent0">Baa, baa, black sheep, have you any pull?</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">The Tariff Board is after the rates on Wool:</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Yes, we have stand-patters and the A. P. T. L.,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">While presidential vetoes are doing very well.</div>
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- <div class="verse indent0">Cabot and Murray each separately delve</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">On their own little jobs ’till the clock strikes 12;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Then up starts Cabot and looks far away,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">“Oh, brother Murray, we are both from Back Bay!”</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">“Yes,” says Murray, choking, by stealth,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">“Until Adjournment—then each for himself.”</div>
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- <div class="verse indent0">Old King Joe was a merry old soul,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">And a merry old soul was he;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">He called for his smoke,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">And his highball, too,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">And he called for his cronies three.</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">And every crony had a very good hand,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">And a very fine hand had he;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">“Tweedle dee, tweedle dee,” said Old King Joe,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">“Oh, there’s none so rare as can compare</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">With a stand-pat hand. Give me three.”</div>
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- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">There was a man from New York Town,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">And he was wondrous wise;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">He raked in sheckles by the pound</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">From trusts, and closed his eyes.</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">But he came down to Washington</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">And with all his might and main,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">He jumped into so many trusts,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">He gave them all a pain.</div>
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- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">Ten little candidates in presidential line—</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">One got bashful, and then there were nine.</div>
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- <div class="verse indent0">Nine little candidates tried to frame a slate—</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">One backed out, and then there were eight.</div>
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-<img src="images/candidates3.jpg" width="500" height="250" alt="" />
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">Eight little candidates for political heaven—</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">One hit a primary, and then there were seven.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 500px;">
-
-<img src="images/candidates4.jpg" width="500" height="250" alt="" />
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">Seven little candidates went to fixing sticks—</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">One got hurt, and then there were six.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_57"></a>[57]</span></p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 500px;">
-
-<img src="images/candidates5.jpg" width="500" height="250" alt="" />
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">Six little candidates monkeyed with a hive—</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">One got stung, and then there were five.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 500px;">
-
-<img src="images/candidates6.jpg" width="500" height="250" alt="" />
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">Five little candidates tried to take the floor—</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">One got stepped on, and then there were four.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_58"></a>[58]</span></p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 500px;">
-
-<img src="images/candidates7.jpg" width="500" height="250" alt="" />
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">Four little candidates tried to climb a tree—</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">One fell out, and then there were three.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 500px;">
-
-<img src="images/candidates8.jpg" width="500" height="250" alt="" />
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">Three little candidates out in a canoe—</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">One fell overboard, and then there were two.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_59"></a>[59]</span></p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 500px;">
-
-<img src="images/candidates9.jpg" width="500" height="250" alt="" />
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">Two little candidates fooling with a gun—</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">One got shot, and then there was one.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 500px;">
-
-<img src="images/candidates10.jpg" width="500" height="250" alt="" />
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">One little candidate standing all alone—</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">He got left, and the dark horse won.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_60"></a>[60]</span></p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 500px;">
-
-<img src="images/misc17.jpg" width="450" height="500" alt="" />
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">Jim and Henry went up the hill</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">To fetch a pail of votes, sir;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Jim fell down and broke his crown,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">And Henry was in the same boat, sir.</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">Up both got and home did trot,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">With sundry funny capers;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Bill Barnes had the job to plaster their knobs,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">And keep it out of the papers.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_61"></a>[61]</span></p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 500px;">
-
-<img src="images/misc18.jpg" width="450" height="550" alt="" />
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">Frankie Hitchcock went to sea,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Heeding not my tearful plea;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">He’ll come back and marry me,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Pretty Frankie Hitchcock.</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">Frankie Hitchcock’s lean and fair,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Combing down his yellow hair;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Now he’s gone up in the air;</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Pretty Frankie Hitchcock.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_62"></a>[62]</span></p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 500px;">
-
-<img src="images/misc19.jpg" width="450" height="500" alt="" />
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">Albert C. and Robert L.</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Resolved to have a battle,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">For Albert C. said Robert L.</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Had spoiled his nice new rattle.</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Just then came by a monstrous man,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">As big as a tar-barrel,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Which frightened both the heroes so,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">They quite forgot their quarrel.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_63"></a>[63]</span></p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 500px;">
-
-<h2>THE TARIFF’S LITTLE LAMB.<br />
-<span class="smaller">(A Melodrama in Eight Stanzas.)</span></h2>
-
-<img src="images/lamb1.jpg" width="450" height="500" alt="" />
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">The tariff had a little lamb,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Its fleece was snowy white,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">It followed him around all day,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">And slept by him at night.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_64"></a>[64]</span></p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 500px;">
-
-<img src="images/lamb2.jpg" width="450" height="500" alt="" />
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">Once this little lamb was small,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">But now it is not so,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">For the tariff fed his little pet</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Until it had to grow.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_65"></a>[65]</span></p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 500px;">
-
-<img src="images/lamb3.jpg" width="450" height="500" alt="" />
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">To Congress it was brought one day;</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">They tried to put it out,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">But they found the lamb was now a ram,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">Which had grown very stout.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_66"></a>[66]</span></p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 500px;">
-
-<img src="images/lamb4.jpg" width="450" height="500" alt="" />
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">The President was a little man;</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">His face was bright, but red;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">And he had little hair upon</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">His bald and shiny head.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_67"></a>[67]</span></p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 500px;">
-
-<img src="images/lamb5.jpg" width="450" height="500" alt="" />
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">And when he could not catch the lamb,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">He called upon the “regulars,”</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">While “insurgents” chased it ’round the room,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">And made a dreadful noise.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_68"></a>[68]</span></p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 500px;">
-
-<img src="images/lamb6.jpg" width="450" height="500" alt="" />
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">And still it ran about the room,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">And did not seem to tire,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Until the Democrats jumped in,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">And set the place on fire.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_69"></a>[69]</span></p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 500px;">
-
-<img src="images/lamb7.jpg" width="450" height="500" alt="" />
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">The bells then rang, the firemen came,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">But could not quench the fire;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">The poor lamb fled and hastened to</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">The White House to expire.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_70"></a>[70]</span></p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 500px;">
-
-<img src="images/lamb8.jpg" width="450" height="500" alt="" />
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">When the tariff missed his little lamb,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">He raised a dreadful wail;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Just then Mister Taft pulled it out,</div>
- <div class="verse indent4">And saved it by the tail.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_71"></a>[71]</span></p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 500px;">
-
-<img src="images/misc20.jpg" width="350" height="500" alt="" />
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">Ride a cock-horse to Manassas, of course,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">To see the great major when not on a horse;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">With braid on his shoulders and mud on his toes—</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">These were only a few of his woes.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 500px;">
-
-<img src="images/misc21.jpg" width="450" height="500" alt="" />
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">Moses Clapp killed a calf,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Coe I. Crawford got the half;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Bob La Follette got the head—</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Ring the bell, the calf is dead!</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_72"></a>[72]</span></p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 500px;">
-
-<img src="images/misc22.jpg" width="450" height="500" alt="" />
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">Jack Bourne passed the hat,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">And found the income lean;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Walt Houser had been before, you see,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">And licked the platter clean.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 500px;">
-
-<img src="images/misc23.jpg" width="450" height="500" alt="" />
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">We’ll sing you a chorus,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">About George W. Norris,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">And now my story’s begun.</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">We’ll sing you another</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">About Norris Brown (not his Brother),</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">And now my story’s done.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_73"></a>[73]</span></p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 500px;">
-
-<img src="images/misc24.jpg" width="450" height="500" alt="" />
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">Walter be nimble,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Walter be quick,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">And settle Alaska</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">With a big stick.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 500px;">
-
-<img src="images/misc25.jpg" width="350" height="500" alt="" />
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">Bye, Billy, bunting,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Daddy’s gone a-hunting,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">To get a little thicker skin,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">To wrap his Billy bunting in.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_74"></a>[74]</span></p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 500px;">
-
-<h2>TO CONGRESS</h2>
-
-<img src="images/misc26.jpg" width="500" height="250" alt="" />
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">Men of words and not of deeds</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Are not just what this Congress needs;</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Although ’t has been a most popular place</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">To talk one’s self black in the face.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-</div>
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-</div>
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-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
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-<div class="chapter">
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">COMMITTEE ON MENU AND SOUVENIR</h2>
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-</div>
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-<div class="list-container">
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-<ul>
-<li><span class="smcap">Leroy T. Vernon</span>, Chairman</li>
-<li><span class="smcap">David S. Barry</span></li>
-<li><span class="smcap">C. K. Berryman</span></li>
-<li><span class="smcap">Frank G. Carpenter</span></li>
-<li><span class="smcap">H. Conquest Clarke</span></li>
-<li><span class="smcap">J. Harry Cunningham</span></li>
-<li><span class="smcap">P. V. DeGraw</span></li>
-<li><span class="smcap">James P. Hornaday</span></li>
-<li><span class="smcap">F. A. Richardson</span></li>
-<li><span class="smcap">Reginald Schroeder</span></li>
-<li><span class="smcap">Charles W. Thompson</span></li>
-</ul>
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